ugh i really want to take the brian stewart character but i don’t want to fill out another application

i will if i have to though i guess

tom-curtis:

Hello~

Where’ve you been?

leighton-delancy:

What? It’s true! Why not? Children are wonderful…

I can count multiple memories of you in which Brendon or Ryder has behaved better than you, missy. After having you guys? Pffft.

(Source: riker-pace)

As if you were a virgin at 17.

I — Wel —  My teenage years aren’t the topic we’re on right now, so, I — my — this has — no more having sex without telling me. Actually, no, don’t tell me about that. I don’t want to know. I — Jesus — JUST USE PROTECTION, OKAY?

Well you say that as if you think i’ve never had sex before.

You’ve had sex before? WHAT?

Uhm no but shh

Do you have something to tell me? 

I’m just gonna keep quiet.

Did I say something wrong?

All of my children are gorgeous. Why don’t more people want to have sex with them?

ryder-fromhell:

Can i kill someone now?

NO ONE IS HAVING SEX IN THIS FAMILY. And, only if I can help.

(Source: chb-rp)

leighton-delancy:

riker-pace:

leighton-delancy:

Daddy, calm down, we aren’t having sex! We didn’t have sex! I’m not doing anything with anyone, so, don’t worry.

You’re lucky I trust you, love. I’m not worrying, who says I’m worrying? I’m most definitely not worrying.

It’s because I’m the good child, out of all the other demon seeds. Breathe for a second, just breathe. I’m not going to get pregnant any time soon.

Uh-huh.. You’re never getting pregnant.

leighton-delancy:

Daddy, calm down, we aren’t having sex! We didn’t have sex! I’m not doing anything with anyone, so, don’t worry.

You’re lucky I trust you, love. I’m not worrying, who says I’m worrying? I’m most definitely not worrying.

(Source: riker-pace)

leighton-delancy:

riker-pace:

leighton-delancy:

riker-pace:

Seriously. This is insane-looking.

Trust me, if guys actaully found me mildly attractive, I’d be in a relationship right now daddy. But, seeing as none of them do, I’m stuck single.

Though, there is this kid that’s always trying to get my attention.

Whoa, whoa, whoa — What kid?

Calm down, calm down. You act like I said we’re fucking.

Hey, hey! Who said anything about fucking?! By the way, if you are, please PLEASE be careful. I’m not ready to be a grand-dad, holy shit.

leighton-delancy:

riker-pace:

Seriously. This is insane-looking.

Trust me, if guys actaully found me mildly attractive, I’d be in a relationship right now daddy. But, seeing as none of them do, I’m stuck single.

Though, there is this kid that’s always trying to get my attention.

Whoa, whoa, whoa — What kid?